My Stupid Cat

My Stupid Cat craved for a rubber chicken that they would often put down their trousers. It would be a bizarre operation, to my neighbour, but not to the Cat, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is miraculous. Bizarrely, a rubber chicken would be the thing that was chosen.

My Stupid Cat found a chocolate bar that they would occasionally hug. It is a fairly funny exercise, to many, but not to the Cat, who feels it would be wonderful. Bizarrely, a chocolate bar was the thing that was selected.

My Stupid Cat desperately looked for a teapot to smash. It was a weird and wonderful undertaking, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Cat, who considered it was sublime. Who would have thought, a teapot being the chosen thing.

My Stupid Cat desperately craved for a pint of beer that they would occasionally eat. It might have been a fairly odd approach to life, to me and my wife, but not to the Cat, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was entertaining. You wouldnt have imagined, a pint of beer was the chosen item.

My Stupid Cat desperately searched for a big sponge that they sometimes try to nail to the wall. One might consider this to be an extraordinary thought, to my children, but not to the Cat, who thought that this idea is amazing. Strangely, a big sponge is the item to choose.

My Stupid Cat looked for a ball to sleep with. This might appear to be a curious activity, to my mum, but not to the Cat, who expected it would be breathtaking. Strangely, a ball of all things.