His Boring Cat

His Boring Cat desperately searched for a cheese grater that they would demolish. This might appear to be a fairly curious undertaking, to my grandma, but not to the Cat, who thinks that it was in fact, epic. Strangely, a cheese grater was the thing that was opted for.

His Boring Cat desperately wanted a radiator that they would occasionally watch for 10 minutes every morning. This could be considered a fairly curious thing to do, to you, but not to the Cat, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was fun. Who would have thought, a radiator is the item to opt for.

His Boring Cat had a toilet brush that they would smash. It would have been a fairly bizarre thought, to my dad, but not to the Cat, who expected it was simply life. Honestly, a toilet brush would be the thing that was selected.

His Boring Cat found a spade to rub on his belly. One might consider this to be an unusual proposal, to some, but not to the Cat, who expected that this idea was entertaining. A spade being the chosen item.

His Boring Cat often carried a rubber johnny that they would worship. This is certainly a fairly exciting approach to life, to me, but not to the Cat, who considered that it was in fact, magnificent. Who would have thought, a rubber johnny was the item that was opted for.

His Boring Cat craved for a computer that they liked to hug. One might say this is a fairly weird and wonderful action, to some, but not to the Cat, who had come to the conclusion it would be awesome. You wouldnt have imagined, a computer being the thing opted for.