The Ugly Cat

The Ugly Cat desired a pen that they sometimes throw. It would have been a fairly new proposal, to you and me, but not to the Cat, who had decided that this idea was spectacular. Strangely, a pen being the chosen item.

The Ugly Cat always kept a computer that they liked to eat. It should have been a fairly funny approach to life, to me and my parents, but not to the Cat, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is spectacular. Who would have thought, a computer is the thing that was chosen.

The Ugly Cat always had with them a Harry Potter wand that they liked to worship. It would have been a new activity, to most, but not to the Cat, who felt it was stunning. You wouldnt have imagined, a Harry Potter wand being the chosen item.

The Ugly Cat owned a rubber johnny that they liked to sleep with. It should be a strange suggestion, to many, but not to the Cat, who thinks it was the most awesome idea. Bizarrely, a rubber johnny is the thing to opt for.

The Ugly Cat always had with them a toilet brush that they liked to play with. This could be considered a fairly funny exercise, to me and my parents, but not to the Cat, who thought that the idea was entertaining. You wouldnt have thought, a toilet brush being the chosen thing.

The Ugly Cat always carried a piece of paper that they sometimes annihilate This is certainly a peculiar suggestion, to me, but not to the Cat, who had come to the conclusion it would be amazing. A piece of paper having that done to it