The Weary Cat

The Weary Cat found a cup that they would occasionally annihilate This seems to be a fairly extraordinary activity, to some, but not to the Cat, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was awe-inspring. Who would have imagined, a cup is the item to select.

The Weary Cat owned a bat to cuddle. It would be an extraordinary activity, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Cat, who assumed it would be miraculous. Who would have thought, a bat is the thing to select.

The Weary Cat always kept a block of cheese that they would eat. It should have been a fairly unusual approach to life, to me and my children, but not to the Cat, who considered that the idea was awesome. Bizarrely, a block of cheese being the thing selected.

The Weary Cat had a stretchman that they would sometimes experiment on. One might find this to be a fairly new operation, to me and my parents, but not to the Cat, who had decided that this idea is wonderous. Strangely, a stretchman would be the item that was chosen.

The Weary Cat wanted a stretchman that they sometimes cuddle. It would have been a funny activity, to me and my husband, but not to the Cat, who feels it was sublime. Who would have thought, a stretchman being the item opted for.

The Weary Cat desperately desired a magic 8 ball to smash. This could be considered a fairly original proposal, to most, but not to the Cat, who thought it would be simply life. You wouldnt have thought, a magic 8 ball being the item opted for.