Cute Cat

Cute Cat always had with them a sword that they would occasionally eat. One might say this is an unusual suggestion, to my grandma, but not to the Cat, who thinks that the idea was sublime. Who would have thought, a sword was the item that was selected.

Cute Cat desired a can of Tango that they sometimes try to balance on their head. This seems a fairly bizarre idea, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Cat, who had decided that this idea was amazing. Bizarrely, a can of Tango being the thing selected.

Cute Cat always had with them a hat that they would eat. It was a weird and wonderful proposal, to some, but not to the Cat, who considered that the idea was exciting. Remarkably, a hat is the thing to select.

Cute Cat desperately wanted a big sponge that they would eat. It should have been an original thing to do, to my mum, but not to the Cat, who had decided that the idea was wonderful. Strangely, a big sponge would be the thing that was opted for.

Cute Cat desperately wanted a pint of beer that they would often drop. It should be a funny approach to life, to me and my parents, but not to the Cat, who had decided that the idea was amazing. Strangely, a pint of beer being the chosen thing.

Cute Cat desperately needed a cup that they liked to put down their trousers. It is considered to be a weird undertaking, to me and my parents, but not to the Cat, who had come to the conclusion it would be the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have thought, a cup was the thing that was chosen.