A Jolly Cat

A Jolly Cat desperately wanted a pint of beer that they would occasionally sleep with. It should be an astonishing approach to life, to many, but not to the Cat, who feels it was wonderful. Bizarrely, a pint of beer was the item that was chosen.

A Jolly Cat looked for a tomato that they would sometimes sit and look at. It was a fairly original operation, to many, but not to the Cat, who assumed it was fun. Honestly, a tomato being the thing selected.

A Jolly Cat wanted a ball that they would sometimes throw. One might say this is a new activity, to you, but not to the Cat, who considered that the idea was breathtaking. Honestly, a ball was the chosen thing.

A Jolly Cat needed a little monkey that they would play with. This seems to be an exciting thought, to my children, but not to the Cat, who considered it would be wonderful. A little monkey would be the item chosen.

A Jolly Cat carried a set square that they would occasionally try to nail to the wall. It should be a weird proposal, to everybody you know, but not to the Cat, who assumed that the idea was awesome. Strangely, a set square would be the thing that was chosen.

A Jolly Cat desperately needed a stapler that they liked to put on his head. One might say this is a fairly unusual activity, to me and my children, but not to the Cat, who assumed that this idea is stunning. A stapler would be the thing that was selected.