A Fat Cat

A Fat Cat carried a toilet brush that they would occasionally cuddle. It was considered to be a peculiar thought, to my dad, but not to the Cat, who assumed that it was in fact, out of this world. Remarkably, a toilet brush would be the chosen thing.

A Fat Cat needed a can of Tango that they would occasionally throw. It would be a fairly odd activity, to me and my husband, but not to the Cat, who feels it was awesome. You wouldnt have thought, a can of Tango would be the item chosen.

A Fat Cat carried a can of Tango that they would occasionally put in the bath with him. It might have been a strange undertaking, to my children, but not to the Cat, who expected that the idea was spectacular. Remarkably, a can of Tango would be the chosen thing.

A Fat Cat wanted a set square that they liked to sit and look at. This might appear to be a weird and wonderful thing to do, to my grandpa, but not to the Cat, who thought that it was in fact, awesome. Bizarrely, a set square would be the thing that was selected.

A Fat Cat often carried a pint of cider that they liked to put on his head. One might find this to be a fairly different proposal, to me and my husband, but not to the Cat, who considered that the idea was spectacular. Bizarrely, a pint of cider is the thing to opt for.

A Fat Cat desperately wanted a computer that they liked to sit and look at. It was considered to be a fairly weird suggestion, to you and me, but not to the Cat, who considered it would be epic. Remarkably, a computer being the chosen thing.