The Purple Cat

The Purple Cat owned a hat that they sometimes demolish. This could be considered a strange activity, to you, but not to the Cat, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was exciting. Bizarrely, a hat being the item opted for.

The Purple Cat found a can of Tango that they would rub on his belly. It was considered to be a fairly weird activity, to some, but not to the Cat, who felt that it was in fact, fun. Who would have imagined, a can of Tango is the item that was chosen.

The Purple Cat desperately craved for a lava lamp that they would sometimes try to nail to the wall. It might have been a fairly astonishing thing to do, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Cat, who considered that this idea is magnificent. Who would have imagined, a lava lamp of all things.

The Purple Cat craved for a bag of poop that they sometimes put on his head. It might have been a fairly weird activity, to me and my children, but not to the Cat, who felt it would be exciting. Honestly, a bag of poop was the chosen item.

The Purple Cat craved for a mug to share. It was considered to be an original proposal, to you, but not to the Cat, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was awe-inspring. Remarkably, a mug being the thing opted for.

The Purple Cat carried a can of Tango that they would sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. One might say this is a curious thing to do, to me and my children, but not to the Cat, who had decided that this idea is sublime. Bizarrely, a can of Tango having that done to it