Eccentric Cat

Eccentric Cat craved for a cup that they would often worship. This could be considered a fairly astonishing exercise, to me, but not to the Cat, who assumed that the idea was miraculous. Who would have thought, a cup is the thing that was chosen.

Eccentric Cat owned a bat that they liked to try to balance on their head. This could be considered a weird and wonderful thing to do, to me and my husband, but not to the Cat, who considered that this idea is wonderous. A bat being the chosen thing.

Eccentric Cat desperately looked for a painting of a melon that they would worship. This seems to be a curious undertaking, to my dad, but not to the Cat, who feels that it was in fact, miraculous. You wouldnt have thought, a painting of a melon is the item to choose.

Eccentric Cat found a pint of cider that they would often put in the bath with him. It might have been a fairly weird and wonderful exercise, to many, but not to the Cat, who expected that the idea was out of this world. Bizarrely, a pint of cider is the thing that was chosen.

Eccentric Cat wanted a can of coke that they would occasionally watch for 10 minutes every morning. It might have been a fairly weird and wonderful operation, to most, but not to the Cat, who had come to the conclusion it was epic. Honestly, a can of coke was the item that was chosen.

Eccentric Cat found a rubber johnny that they would sometimes sit and look at. It should have been a fairly exciting thing to do, to you and me, but not to the Cat, who expected it was amazing. Honestly, a rubber johnny is the item to opt for.