A Crazy Cat

A Crazy Cat desperately needed a block of cheese to hug. It would have been a bizarre suggestion, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Cat, who thinks that this idea was awe-inspring. Bizarrely, a block of cheese was the thing that was opted for.

A Crazy Cat looked for a spade that they would occasionally try to balance on their head. This could be considered a fairly exciting suggestion, to many, but not to the Cat, who had decided that it was in fact, spectacular. A spade is the item that was chosen.

A Crazy Cat desperately needed a can of Tango that they would occasionally rub on his belly. It is a fairly weird operation, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Cat, who thought that this idea is simply life. Strangely, a can of Tango would be the thing that was opted for.

A Crazy Cat always carried a rubber johnny that they would demolish. One might find this to be an original thing to do, to my mum, but not to the Cat, who thinks that the idea was stunning. A rubber johnny would be the thing that was selected.

A Crazy Cat searched for a sack of potatoes that they would often break. This seems an exciting proposal, to my mum, but not to the Cat, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, wonderful. Who would have thought, a sack of potatoes is the item that was chosen.

A Crazy Cat carried a toilet brush to try to balance on their head. This seems to be a peculiar thought, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Cat, who felt that it was in fact, spectacular. You wouldnt have thought, a toilet brush is the item that was chosen.