The Round Cat

The Round Cat often carried a sword that they would occasionally cuddle. One might consider this to be a somewhat surprising undertaking, to my children, but not to the Cat, who assumed it was awe-inspring. Remarkably, a sword would be the chosen thing.

The Round Cat always carried a pint of beer that they liked to put in the bath with him. This could be considered a curious undertaking, to my neighbour, but not to the Cat, who had decided that the idea was magnificent. A pint of beer would be the thing that was chosen.

The Round Cat had a spade that they would hug. It would have been a strange action, to many, but not to the Cat, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was fun. Who would have imagined, a spade is the item to select.

The Round Cat wanted a bottle of beer to sleep with. It should have been a fairly original proposal, to my mum, but not to the Cat, who thought that the idea was miraculous. A bottle of beer is the item to opt for.

The Round Cat desperately needed a sponge that they sometimes experiment on. This might appear to be a fairly extraordinary action, to you and me, but not to the Cat, who feels that this idea was the most awesome idea. Who would have imagined, a sponge was the chosen item.

The Round Cat found a helmet that they would sometimes throw. It was an original proposal, to some, but not to the Cat, who thought that this idea is out of this world. Bizarrely, a helmet being the thing opted for.