Story Title: “Super Cat Meow”

One morning, a cat suddenly jumped in front of a car at the street corner.
The car screeched to a stop. The driver was shaking with fear — and the cat?
It squinted its eyes, looked at the driver, and meowed loudly:
“Hey! Gas prices are high enough already — and you're honking? I’m crossing the road here!”

The confused driver opened the door, and the cat casually hopped into the seat.
It said, “Let’s go, buddy. Take me to the market. I need to buy some fish. My owner’s still sleeping!”

Since that day, everyone in the neighborhood started calling him “Super Cat Meow.”
He doesn’t just buy fish — he even presses the light switch when the power goes out! 😹