My Confused Cat

My Confused Cat desperately looked for a cucumber that they would occasionally play with. It should be an extraordinary undertaking, to you, but not to the Cat, who thinks it was magnificent. Who would have thought, a cucumber being the thing opted for.

My Confused Cat desperately looked for a radiator that they would rub on his belly. It is a fairly strange activity, to my children, but not to the Cat, who felt that the idea was the most awesome idea. Who would have imagined, a radiator was the item that was chosen.

My Confused Cat desperately searched for a block of cheese that they would often watch for 10 minutes every morning. It was a fairly new operation, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Cat, who feels that the idea was miraculous. Bizarrely, a block of cheese being the item selected.

My Confused Cat craved for a little monkey that they liked to share. This is certainly an exciting action, to everybody you know, but not to the Cat, who thought that it was in fact, spectacular. Honestly, a little monkey was the chosen item.

My Confused Cat craved for a ball that they sometimes demolish. One might consider this to be a bizarre proposal, to everybody you know, but not to the Cat, who expected it would be awe-inspring. A ball of all things.

My Confused Cat had a cucumber to insert somewhere. It is a somewhat surprising operation, to some, but not to the Cat, who had decided that it was in fact, wonderful. Strangely, a cucumber is the item to choose.