The Bewildered Cat

The Bewildered Cat desperately desired a ball that they liked to sleep with. It was considered to be a peculiar approach to life, to my dad, but not to the Cat, who thinks that the idea was exciting. Remarkably, a ball would be the item that was selected.

The Bewildered Cat desperately wanted a little monkey that they would often rub on his belly. This could be considered an astonishing proposal, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Cat, who considered it was the most awesome idea. Who would have imagined, a little monkey is the thing to select.

The Bewildered Cat desperately searched for a set square that they would often sit and look at. This might appear to be a fairly original idea, to me, but not to the Cat, who thought that this idea was wonderous. A set square being the item opted for.

The Bewildered Cat desperately craved for a bat that they would often worship. It is considered to be a fairly strange undertaking, to me and my children, but not to the Cat, who feels it would be amazing. Strangely, a bat was the item that was chosen.

The Bewildered Cat looked for a bag of poop that they would sometimes put in the bath with him. It would have been a weird and wonderful thought, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Cat, who had come to the conclusion it would be wonderous. Bizarrely, a bag of poop is the thing to opt for.

The Bewildered Cat found a block of cheese to put on his head. One might find this to be an original undertaking, to you and me, but not to the Cat, who thinks it was miraculous. Who would have imagined, a block of cheese is the thing to opt for.