A Confused Cat

A Confused Cat desperately looked for a set square to break. This seems a fairly original exercise, to me and my children, but not to the Cat, who had come to the conclusion it was sublime. Who would have imagined, a set square was the item that was opted for.

A Confused Cat always carried a tomato that they would hug. It should have been a fairly strange thought, to me and my parents, but not to the Cat, who assumed it would be awesome. Honestly, a tomato being the thing opted for.

A Confused Cat desperately craved for a melon that they liked to worship. This might appear to be an original approach to life, to my children, but not to the Cat, who felt that this idea was wonderous. Who would have imagined, a melon is the thing to opt for.

A Confused Cat desperately desired a pen to experiment on. It is an unusual undertaking, to me and my parents, but not to the Cat, who thinks it would be exciting. Bizarrely, a pen being the thing selected.

A Confused Cat often carried a teapot that they liked to try to nail to the wall. One might say this is a fairly curious activity, to some, but not to the Cat, who considered it was epic. Honestly, a teapot was the thing that was chosen.

A Confused Cat desperately wanted a painting of a melon that they would often watch for 10 minutes every morning. This could be considered a weird suggestion, to me and my wife, but not to the Cat, who assumed that this idea is exciting. You wouldnt have thought, a painting of a melon being the chosen thing.