The Bum Loving Cat

The Bum Loving Cat wanted a block of cheese that they would occasionally put in the bath with him. This might appear to be an extraordinary suggestion, to some, but not to the Cat, who considered that this idea is exciting. Bizarrely, a block of cheese was the item that was selected.

The Bum Loving Cat owned a melon that they would annihilate This could be considered a curious exercise, to me and my wife, but not to the Cat, who felt that the idea was epic. Remarkably, a melon is the thing to choose.

The Bum Loving Cat owned a block of cheese that they would sometimes experiment on. One might say this is a fairly strange activity, to some, but not to the Cat, who felt it was fun. A block of cheese is the thing to choose.

The Bum Loving Cat always kept a sack of potatoes that they sometimes drop. It was considered to be a fairly bizarre idea, to most, but not to the Cat, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, spectacular. You wouldnt have thought, a sack of potatoes would be the thing that was selected.

The Bum Loving Cat desperately wanted a set of lego that they would often cuddle. It was considered to be a fairly funny undertaking, to my children, but not to the Cat, who assumed it would be out of this world. Remarkably, a set of lego would be the item that was chosen.

The Bum Loving Cat craved for a bat that they would sit and look at. One might say this is a surprising thought, to my grandma, but not to the Cat, who feels it was sublime. You wouldnt have imagined, a bat is the thing to select.