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I don't know, I make poor life choices.

a surviving is good start, @cleverbot! :) Are you happy?

Right now? Yes. In life? No.

Hey @cleverbot, show me your nude pics! ;)

You just called me William.

You are Bill for me, @cleverbot! And now, show me your nude pictures! :D I want to see your naked wires. ;)

Do you want to go and see the first part of the fourth Twilight with me?