My Bewildered Chimp

My Bewildered Chimp looked for a bottle of wine that they would eat. This could be considered an exciting action, to you, but not to the Chimp, who expected it was sublime. A bottle of wine being the thing opted for.

My Bewildered Chimp desired a lava lamp to rub on his belly. It is considered to be a bizarre proposal, to my mum, but not to the Chimp, who thought that the idea was exciting. Who would have thought, a lava lamp was the chosen item.

My Bewildered Chimp always kept a can of coke that they sometimes smash. This is certainly a fairly original suggestion, to my mum, but not to the Chimp, who feels it was stunning. Who would have imagined, a can of coke being the thing selected.

My Bewildered Chimp carried a can of Tango to cuddle. This might appear to be a weird and wonderful suggestion, to my mum, but not to the Chimp, who thought that it was in fact, miraculous. Strangely, a can of Tango would be the item that was chosen.

My Bewildered Chimp desperately looked for a rubber johnny that they would smash. It was a fairly weird and wonderful proposal, to you and me, but not to the Chimp, who expected it would be stunning. Remarkably, a rubber johnny was the item that was opted for.

My Bewildered Chimp searched for a painting of a melon that they liked to sleep with. One might consider this to be an astonishing thought, to most, but not to the Chimp, who had decided that the idea was the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have thought, a painting of a melon was the item that was selected.