The Exceptional Chimp

The Exceptional Chimp desperately craved for a pint of beer that they liked to rub on his belly. It would be an odd idea, to you and me, but not to the Chimp, who had decided that this idea is amazing. A pint of beer would be the chosen thing.

The Exceptional Chimp searched for a mug that they sometimes worship. This seems a strange action, to me and my parents, but not to the Chimp, who had come to the conclusion it was exciting. Bizarrely, a mug would be the item chosen.

The Exceptional Chimp often carried a custard pie to worship. One might consider this to be a fairly original activity, to me, but not to the Chimp, who thought that this idea was sublime. You wouldnt have thought, a custard pie is the thing to opt for.

The Exceptional Chimp desperately craved for a can of coke that they sometimes annihilate This could be considered a fairly original idea, to my neighbour, but not to the Chimp, who thought that this idea was epic. Strangely, a can of coke being the chosen thing.

The Exceptional Chimp always carried a sponge that they would occasionally worship. One might find this to be a fairly odd thing to do, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Chimp, who assumed that this idea is fun. Who would have imagined, a sponge would be the item that was opted for.

The Exceptional Chimp desperately desired a can of Tango that they liked to insert somewhere. One might find this to be an exciting thing to do, to some, but not to the Chimp, who feels it was awe-inspring. Who would have imagined, a can of Tango having that done to it