A Colourful Chimp

A Colourful Chimp always carried a computer that they liked to try to balance on their head. This is certainly a fairly astonishing proposal, to my mum, but not to the Chimp, who thinks that the idea was exciting. Strangely, a computer being the item selected.

A Colourful Chimp always had with them a pint of cider that they would share. One might say this is a fairly exciting exercise, to most, but not to the Chimp, who had decided that this idea is magnificent. Who would have imagined, a pint of cider being the thing opted for.

A Colourful Chimp always carried a bottle of coke to smash. It might be a fairly extraordinary idea, to me, but not to the Chimp, who thought that this idea is awesome. You wouldnt have thought, a bottle of coke of all things.

A Colourful Chimp wanted a hat to try to balance on their head. It is considered to be an exciting approach to life, to everybody you know, but not to the Chimp, who thinks it was epic. Strangely, a hat would be the chosen thing.

A Colourful Chimp always carried a pen that they liked to sleep with. It might have been a fairly unusual idea, to me and my wife, but not to the Chimp, who felt it would be fun. A pen would be the thing that was selected.

A Colourful Chimp always carried a wig that they sometimes cuddle. One might say this is a surprising action, to my grandma, but not to the Chimp, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, breathtaking. You wouldnt have imagined, a wig is the thing to select.