The Grumpy Chimp

The Grumpy Chimp wanted a lava lamp that they liked to try to balance on their head. It is considered to be a fairly weird proposal, to my mum, but not to the Chimp, who feels it was the most awesome idea. Who would have thought, a lava lamp would be the item that was selected.

The Grumpy Chimp always had with them a toilet brush that they would sometimes put on his head. This is certainly a fairly odd undertaking, to you and me, but not to the Chimp, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is out of this world. You wouldnt have imagined, a toilet brush would be the thing that was selected.

The Grumpy Chimp needed a piece of paper that they would cuddle. It would be an exciting thought, to me and my parents, but not to the Chimp, who felt that this idea is simply life. Strangely, a piece of paper is the thing to choose.

The Grumpy Chimp desperately desired a Harry Potter wand that they would sometimes try to balance on their head. One might say this is a fairly peculiar approach to life, to me and my wife, but not to the Chimp, who felt that the idea was simply life. Who would have imagined, a Harry Potter wand is the item to select.

The Grumpy Chimp owned a piece of paper that they would play with. One might say this is a fairly surprising idea, to you, but not to the Chimp, who feels that the idea was awesome. Who would have imagined, a piece of paper is the thing that was chosen.

The Grumpy Chimp looked for a set of lego that they sometimes insert somewhere. This seems a fairly surprising thought, to you, but not to the Chimp, who thought that this idea was breathtaking. Who would have imagined, a set of lego being the item opted for.