A Handsome Chimp

A Handsome Chimp desperately searched for a bag of flour that they liked to drop. This seems to be a new idea, to my grandpa, but not to the Chimp, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is magnificent. Who would have imagined, a bag of flour was the item that was opted for.

A Handsome Chimp desperately searched for a can of Tango that they would occasionally put down their trousers. It would be a fairly unusual operation, to many, but not to the Chimp, who thought it was fun. Remarkably, a can of Tango is the item to choose.

A Handsome Chimp wanted a stapler that they would occasionally smash. This might appear to be a fairly different action, to me, but not to the Chimp, who expected it was amazing. Strangely, a stapler was the thing that was selected.

A Handsome Chimp desired a bag of poop that they would occasionally worship. It was a fairly weird and wonderful idea, to me and my children, but not to the Chimp, who thinks that the idea was awesome. You wouldnt have imagined, a bag of poop was the chosen item.

A Handsome Chimp always carried a bat that they would sometimes play with. This is certainly a fairly strange undertaking, to my grandpa, but not to the Chimp, who considered that the idea was epic. A bat being the chosen item.

A Handsome Chimp craved for a bottle of beer that they liked to watch for 10 minutes every morning. It might be a fairly curious exercise, to my dad, but not to the Chimp, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was spectacular. You wouldnt have imagined, a bottle of beer was the thing that was opted for.