A Different Chimp

A Different Chimp often carried a can of coke to embrace. This seems a fairly weird action, to my grandma, but not to the Chimp, who had decided it was simply life. Remarkably, a can of coke would be the thing that was opted for.

A Different Chimp looked for a bottle of wine that they liked to break. This could be considered a fairly strange exercise, to my grandma, but not to the Chimp, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was magnificent. You wouldnt have thought, a bottle of wine is the item to choose.

A Different Chimp desperately searched for a stretchman that they would occasionally throw. This is certainly a bizarre undertaking, to everybody you know, but not to the Chimp, who thought it would be spectacular. You wouldnt have imagined, a stretchman would be the thing that was opted for.

A Different Chimp desired a bottle of wine that they would sometimes embrace. It should have been a surprising activity, to you and me, but not to the Chimp, who had decided that this idea was amazing. You wouldnt have thought, a bottle of wine would be the thing that was opted for.

A Different Chimp desperately needed a pen to put down their trousers. It was a fairly unusual exercise, to me and my wife, but not to the Chimp, who had come to the conclusion it was wonderous. A pen would be the thing that was opted for.

A Different Chimp often carried a can of coke that they would sometimes smash. This seems a strange thing to do, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Chimp, who thought that this idea was simply life. Bizarrely, a can of coke is the item to select.