Her Crazy Chimp

Her Crazy Chimp desperately needed a chocolate bar to put on his head. It is considered to be a weird and wonderful thought, to some, but not to the Chimp, who thinks that the idea was sublime. Strangely, a chocolate bar would be the thing that was selected.

Her Crazy Chimp wanted a bag of flour that they sometimes smash. This could be considered an exciting undertaking, to my mum, but not to the Chimp, who had decided that it was in fact, simply life. Honestly, a bag of flour was the item that was chosen.

Her Crazy Chimp desired a radiator that they would play with. It is considered to be an unusual action, to me and my husband, but not to the Chimp, who expected that it was in fact, magnificent. A radiator is the item to choose.

Her Crazy Chimp often carried a little monkey to demolish. It might be a fairly peculiar idea, to me and my children, but not to the Chimp, who expected that the idea was epic. Honestly, a little monkey being the chosen thing.

Her Crazy Chimp desired a computer that they liked to try to balance on their head. It would be a fairly weird and wonderful thing to do, to many, but not to the Chimp, who feels that the idea was miraculous. A computer would be the chosen thing.

Her Crazy Chimp desperately wanted a bag of flour to put down their trousers. It would be a curious activity, to me and my parents, but not to the Chimp, who thinks that it was in fact, simply life. Strangely, a bag of flour being the thing selected.