The Famous Chimp

The Famous Chimp always had with them a set square that they sometimes put in the bath with him. It is considered to be a funny activity, to you and me, but not to the Chimp, who feels that the idea was entertaining. Who would have imagined, a set square is the item that was chosen.

The Famous Chimp always carried a sword that they would occasionally smash. One might find this to be a curious exercise, to me, but not to the Chimp, who expected that the idea was wonderous. Bizarrely, a sword would be the chosen thing.

The Famous Chimp wanted a bag of poop that they would occasionally throw. It is considered to be a bizarre operation, to my grandma, but not to the Chimp, who thought that the idea was simply life. Remarkably, a bag of poop of all things.

The Famous Chimp had a sponge that they would occasionally share. It is a different thing to do, to many, but not to the Chimp, who considered that the idea was the most awesome idea. Bizarrely, a sponge would be the thing that was chosen.

The Famous Chimp desired a magic 8 ball that they would sometimes share. It was considered to be a weird proposal, to my mum, but not to the Chimp, who thinks that this idea is sublime. Bizarrely, a magic 8 ball would be the thing that was selected.

The Famous Chimp desperately desired a wig that they would sometimes worship. It was considered to be a bizarre activity, to my grandpa, but not to the Chimp, who had decided that the idea was spectacular. You wouldnt have imagined, a wig being the item opted for.