The Crypting Chimp

The Crypting Chimp needed a toilet brush that they would often insert somewhere. It was considered to be a surprising thing to do, to my children, but not to the Chimp, who felt that it was in fact, spectacular. You wouldnt have thought, a toilet brush was the item that was chosen.

The Crypting Chimp carried a little monkey that they sometimes put on his head. This seems to be a surprising undertaking, to most, but not to the Chimp, who considered that this idea was out of this world. Who would have thought, a little monkey would be the thing that was selected.

The Crypting Chimp needed a pint of beer that they would often sit and look at. It is considered to be an exciting idea, to you and me, but not to the Chimp, who expected it would be out of this world. You wouldnt have thought, a pint of beer is the item to opt for.

The Crypting Chimp owned a cup to rub on his belly. It might have been a fairly peculiar approach to life, to my children, but not to the Chimp, who feels it would be magnificent. Remarkably, a cup would be the item chosen.

The Crypting Chimp always carried a computer to rub on his belly. It would have been a fairly funny operation, to me and my wife, but not to the Chimp, who assumed it would be entertaining. Who would have thought, a computer is the item to select.

The Crypting Chimp owned a rubber chicken that they liked to watch for 10 minutes every morning. This is certainly a strange idea, to some, but not to the Chimp, who feels that the idea was stunning. Who would have imagined, a rubber chicken was the chosen item.