Her Handsome Chimp

Her Handsome Chimp desperately needed a sponge that they would occasionally play with. This seems to be a curious operation, to me, but not to the Chimp, who felt it would be awesome. You wouldnt have imagined, a sponge is the thing to opt for.

Her Handsome Chimp craved for a block of cheese that they would sometimes drop. This seems to be a different thing to do, to me and my parents, but not to the Chimp, who had decided it would be sublime. Strangely, a block of cheese is the thing to opt for.

Her Handsome Chimp owned a crown that they would sometimes hug. It might be a strange activity, to me and my wife, but not to the Chimp, who assumed it would be wonderous. Who would have imagined, a crown would be the thing that was chosen.

Her Handsome Chimp always had with them a can of Dr Pepper that they would occasionally demolish. This seems a fairly weird suggestion, to you and me, but not to the Chimp, who feels that the idea was wonderful. Who would have imagined, a can of Dr Pepper was the item that was opted for.

Her Handsome Chimp desperately wanted a stretchman that they would occasionally experiment on. This could be considered a fairly exciting activity, to my children, but not to the Chimp, who thought that the idea was entertaining. Bizarrely, a stretchman being the item opted for.

Her Handsome Chimp needed a cup that they sometimes demolish. This is certainly a fairly funny thing to do, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Chimp, who considered that this idea was spectacular. Who would have imagined, a cup is the item to choose.