His Crazy Chimp

His Crazy Chimp needed a hat that they would sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. One might find this to be a weird thought, to me and my parents, but not to the Chimp, who thinks it was entertaining. A hat was the chosen item.

His Crazy Chimp looked for a stretchman that they liked to eat. This seems a fairly astonishing approach to life, to everybody you know, but not to the Chimp, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was stunning. Honestly, a stretchman would be the item that was chosen.

His Crazy Chimp desired a teapot to cuddle. It would have been an exciting thought, to my neighbour, but not to the Chimp, who felt that it was in fact, wonderous. Strangely, a teapot being the thing opted for.

His Crazy Chimp looked for a block of cheese that they liked to put in the bath with him. This seems to be a somewhat surprising suggestion, to some, but not to the Chimp, who thought that this idea was wonderous. Remarkably, a block of cheese would be the item chosen.

His Crazy Chimp carried a helmet that they would occasionally put down their trousers. It is considered to be a fairly peculiar thing to do, to you and me, but not to the Chimp, who felt that this idea is sublime. Bizarrely, a helmet would be the item that was chosen.

His Crazy Chimp craved for a cheese grater that they liked to play with. It is considered to be a fairly peculiar suggestion, to everybody you know, but not to the Chimp, who thinks it would be epic. Honestly, a cheese grater would be the chosen thing.