A Worrisome Chimp

A Worrisome Chimp carried a rubber chicken that they sometimes put in the bath with him. This could be considered a fairly new thing to do, to everybody you know, but not to the Chimp, who thought that the idea was entertaining. A rubber chicken was the chosen thing.

A Worrisome Chimp looked for a bottle of coke to sleep with. One might say this is a fairly strange thought, to me and my parents, but not to the Chimp, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was epic. Who would have thought, a bottle of coke would be the item that was opted for.

A Worrisome Chimp desperately needed a pint of cider that they would often share. One might say this is a fairly different undertaking, to most, but not to the Chimp, who considered that this idea was amazing. A pint of cider of all things.

A Worrisome Chimp craved for a bat that they would often watch for 10 minutes every morning. It might be a surprising suggestion, to me and my husband, but not to the Chimp, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, entertaining. Remarkably, a bat would be the item that was chosen.

A Worrisome Chimp had a pencil sharpener that they liked to throw. One might consider this to be a fairly astonishing activity, to me, but not to the Chimp, who feels it would be sublime. Honestly, a pencil sharpener was the item that was selected.

A Worrisome Chimp desperately wanted a sponge to sleep with. It should have been an original action, to my grandpa, but not to the Chimp, who thinks that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have imagined, a sponge having that done to it