My Big Chimp

My Big Chimp desperately wanted a little monkey that they would sometimes put on his head. This seems a peculiar suggestion, to me and my children, but not to the Chimp, who considered that this idea was spectacular. Strangely, a little monkey would be the item chosen.

My Big Chimp found a stretchman that they would sometimes sleep with. It is considered to be a somewhat surprising idea, to me and my children, but not to the Chimp, who thought it would be amazing. Honestly, a stretchman being the item opted for.

My Big Chimp needed a bag of flour that they liked to demolish. It is considered to be a fairly odd proposal, to me and my children, but not to the Chimp, who thought that the idea was exciting. Remarkably, a bag of flour would be the item that was chosen.

My Big Chimp carried a cheese grater that they would break. It would have been a somewhat surprising action, to me and my children, but not to the Chimp, who feels that it was in fact, magnificent. Remarkably, a cheese grater was the item that was chosen.

My Big Chimp desperately searched for a pencil sharpener that they would often rub on his belly. One might say this is a fairly unusual proposal, to some, but not to the Chimp, who considered it was awesome. You wouldnt have thought, a pencil sharpener was the item that was chosen.

My Big Chimp needed a hat that they would often hug. This could be considered a fairly different exercise, to my mum, but not to the Chimp, who had decided that it was in fact, exciting. Bizarrely, a hat of all things.