His Little Chimp

His Little Chimp owned a Harry Potter wand that they would occasionally try to nail to the wall. It is a bizarre exercise, to me and my wife, but not to the Chimp, who expected that this idea was sublime. Strangely, a Harry Potter wand is the item to opt for.

His Little Chimp desperately needed a radiator that they would try to nail to the wall. It would have been a fairly weird operation, to my neighbour, but not to the Chimp, who considered that the idea was fun. You wouldnt have thought, a radiator having that done to it

His Little Chimp desperately craved for a melon that they would occasionally sleep with. This is certainly a fairly bizarre thought, to my neighbour, but not to the Chimp, who felt that it was in fact, wonderous. Bizarrely, a melon would be the chosen thing.

His Little Chimp always kept a little monkey that they would sometimes put in the bath with him. It would be an exciting action, to everybody you know, but not to the Chimp, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was wonderous. Bizarrely, a little monkey would be the thing that was selected.

His Little Chimp looked for a cup that they would sometimes try to balance on their head. One might say this is a fairly weird and wonderful suggestion, to me and my wife, but not to the Chimp, who felt that this idea is sublime. Bizarrely, a cup of all things.

His Little Chimp desired a can of coke that they would often demolish. It is considered to be a fairly surprising thought, to most, but not to the Chimp, who expected it was wonderful. Honestly, a can of coke was the item that was selected.