Her Anxious Chimp

Her Anxious Chimp always had with them a pint of cider that they would sometimes rub on his belly. One might find this to be a fairly unusual thought, to you, but not to the Chimp, who assumed that it was in fact, breathtaking. Who would have thought, a pint of cider being the chosen item.

Her Anxious Chimp searched for a can of Dr Pepper that they would annihilate It would have been a fairly unusual undertaking, to me and my wife, but not to the Chimp, who assumed that this idea is magnificent. Who would have imagined, a can of Dr Pepper is the item to choose.

Her Anxious Chimp desperately looked for a bag of flour that they would often put in the bath with him. One might say this is a fairly unusual approach to life, to many, but not to the Chimp, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, breathtaking. You wouldnt have thought, a bag of flour is the thing to opt for.

Her Anxious Chimp desperately searched for a bag of flour that they would often insert somewhere. It might be a fairly extraordinary operation, to my grandma, but not to the Chimp, who thinks that the idea was the most awesome idea. A bag of flour is the item that was chosen.

Her Anxious Chimp found a little monkey to eat. This is certainly a fairly weird and wonderful activity, to my neighbour, but not to the Chimp, who thinks it was fun. A little monkey being the thing opted for.

Her Anxious Chimp always had with them a block of cheese that they would sometimes drop. It might be a fairly strange exercise, to my mum, but not to the Chimp, who thinks that the idea was spectacular. Remarkably, a block of cheese would be the item chosen.