The Lonely Chimp

The Lonely Chimp needed a sword that they liked to demolish. It is a strange action, to my dad, but not to the Chimp, who had decided that the idea was magnificent. You wouldnt have thought, a sword would be the item that was chosen.

The Lonely Chimp wanted a can of coke that they would occasionally sleep with. It is a funny approach to life, to everybody you know, but not to the Chimp, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is wonderful. A can of coke is the thing that was chosen.

The Lonely Chimp needed a magic 8 ball that they liked to throw. It might be an exciting action, to my grandma, but not to the Chimp, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is sublime. Honestly, a magic 8 ball would be the item that was chosen.

The Lonely Chimp had a helmet that they sometimes embrace. It should be an astonishing thought, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Chimp, who assumed it would be the most awesome idea. Who would have imagined, a helmet would be the item that was chosen.

The Lonely Chimp always carried a radiator that they liked to experiment on. This is certainly a fairly peculiar thing to do, to you, but not to the Chimp, who thought that the idea was simply life. A radiator was the chosen thing.

The Lonely Chimp often carried a chocolate bar that they liked to try to balance on their head. It should have been a fairly weird idea, to me and my parents, but not to the Chimp, who had decided that it was in fact, awe-inspring. Remarkably, a chocolate bar is the thing to choose.