A Little Chimp

A Little Chimp desperately needed a bottle of beer that they liked to put in the bath with him. This seems to be a fairly funny operation, to my dad, but not to the Chimp, who feels that the idea was epic. A bottle of beer being the item selected.

A Little Chimp looked for a custard pie that they sometimes smash. It should be a fairly weird thought, to many, but not to the Chimp, who assumed that the idea was spectacular. Strangely, a custard pie being the item selected.

A Little Chimp always had with them a can of coke that they would experiment on. It was a somewhat surprising operation, to most, but not to the Chimp, who thinks that the idea was fun. You wouldnt have imagined, a can of coke would be the item that was selected.

A Little Chimp always carried a wig that they would drop. It should be an astonishing exercise, to me and my wife, but not to the Chimp, who thought it would be breathtaking. Strangely, a wig would be the item that was chosen.

A Little Chimp had a wig that they liked to put down their trousers. One might say this is a fairly funny activity, to my children, but not to the Chimp, who feels it was awesome. A wig was the item that was chosen.

A Little Chimp desperately desired a hat that they sometimes throw. One might say this is a surprising thought, to my dad, but not to the Chimp, who considered it was wonderful. Remarkably, a hat was the thing that was selected.