The Square Chimp

The Square Chimp desperately craved for a piece of paper that they would put on his head. This could be considered a weird and wonderful operation, to most, but not to the Chimp, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was miraculous. Bizarrely, a piece of paper is the item to select.

The Square Chimp always had with them a little monkey that they would occasionally put in the bath with him. It should be a peculiar suggestion, to my dad, but not to the Chimp, who considered that the idea was simply life. You wouldnt have imagined, a little monkey of all things.

The Square Chimp searched for a spade that they would demolish. It might be a funny idea, to some, but not to the Chimp, who thinks that this idea was wonderous. Bizarrely, a spade would be the thing that was chosen.

The Square Chimp desperately wanted a tomato that they sometimes smash. It should have been a fairly different action, to everybody you know, but not to the Chimp, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, fun. You wouldnt have imagined, a tomato is the thing to choose.

The Square Chimp wanted a CD player that they would occasionally drop. It might have been a strange thought, to my children, but not to the Chimp, who expected that this idea was stunning. You wouldnt have thought, a CD player is the item to choose.

The Square Chimp carried a computer that they would throw. It should be a fairly strange undertaking, to everybody you know, but not to the Chimp, who felt that the idea was miraculous. Strangely, a computer would be the item chosen.