Their Stupid Chimp

Their Stupid Chimp searched for a CD player that they would sometimes cuddle. This could be considered a weird and wonderful exercise, to my neighbour, but not to the Chimp, who felt it was magnificent. Bizarrely, a CD player being the thing selected.

Their Stupid Chimp desperately desired a bag of flour that they would occasionally play with. One might say this is a fairly curious proposal, to me, but not to the Chimp, who considered that the idea was out of this world. Who would have imagined, a bag of flour is the thing to select.

Their Stupid Chimp had a ball that they would often sit and look at. It would be a fairly curious undertaking, to some, but not to the Chimp, who thinks that it was in fact, wonderful. Honestly, a ball being the item opted for.

Their Stupid Chimp often carried a block of cheese to break. It should have been a fairly astonishing idea, to my children, but not to the Chimp, who expected that the idea was exciting. Bizarrely, a block of cheese would be the chosen thing.

Their Stupid Chimp carried a pint of beer that they liked to demolish. This could be considered a fairly surprising idea, to you, but not to the Chimp, who had come to the conclusion it would be stunning. Strangely, a pint of beer is the thing to choose.

Their Stupid Chimp desperately desired a sponge that they would drop. This might appear to be an extraordinary exercise, to me and my parents, but not to the Chimp, who considered it was awesome. Honestly, a sponge being the thing selected.