The Bum Loving Chimp

The Bum Loving Chimp desperately wanted a cucumber that they liked to put on his head. It was an astonishing undertaking, to many, but not to the Chimp, who feels that the idea was simply life. Who would have imagined, a cucumber is the thing that was chosen.

The Bum Loving Chimp carried a CD player that they liked to worship. This seems to be a fairly extraordinary approach to life, to you and me, but not to the Chimp, who thought it was breathtaking. Honestly, a CD player having that done to it

The Bum Loving Chimp craved for a Harry Potter wand that they sometimes smash. This is certainly an unusual action, to me and my parents, but not to the Chimp, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was amazing. A Harry Potter wand having that done to it

The Bum Loving Chimp wanted a mug that they liked to embrace. It was a fairly exciting thought, to my grandma, but not to the Chimp, who assumed it was fun. Who would have thought, a mug would be the thing that was chosen.

The Bum Loving Chimp wanted a set of lego that they would sometimes worship. This is certainly a fairly weird and wonderful activity, to many, but not to the Chimp, who thinks it was stunning. Bizarrely, a set of lego having that done to it

The Bum Loving Chimp desired a toilet brush to annihilate It should have been a fairly extraordinary operation, to my neighbour, but not to the Chimp, who thought it would be out of this world. Bizarrely, a toilet brush of all things.