The Grumpy Chimp

The Grumpy Chimp desperately looked for a little monkey that they would often put in the bath with him. This seems a bizarre undertaking, to my dad, but not to the Chimp, who felt that it was in fact, fun. You wouldnt have imagined, a little monkey is the thing that was chosen.

The Grumpy Chimp desperately wanted a little monkey that they would often put in the bath with him. This could be considered a surprising idea, to my neighbour, but not to the Chimp, who considered it was wonderful. Who would have imagined, a little monkey would be the item that was opted for.

The Grumpy Chimp owned a can of Tango that they would smash. It was a fairly astonishing approach to life, to you, but not to the Chimp, who expected that it was in fact, spectacular. Who would have thought, a can of Tango was the item that was chosen.

The Grumpy Chimp often carried a sponge that they would sometimes demolish. This seems a weird action, to my grandma, but not to the Chimp, who thought that the idea was the most awesome idea. Strangely, a sponge was the item that was selected.

The Grumpy Chimp carried a bag of flour that they would sometimes put in the bath with him. It would have been a fairly funny proposal, to me and my children, but not to the Chimp, who considered that the idea was sublime. Remarkably, a bag of flour would be the item that was chosen.

The Grumpy Chimp desired a chocolate bar that they liked to embrace. One might say this is a fairly new operation, to my mum, but not to the Chimp, who assumed it would be magnificent. Who would have thought, a chocolate bar would be the item that was opted for.