The Purple Chimp

The Purple Chimp desired a bat that they would share. It is a fairly unusual exercise, to me and my children, but not to the Chimp, who assumed that this idea was amazing. Honestly, a bat is the thing to choose.

The Purple Chimp searched for a stretchman that they sometimes put on his head. It is considered to be an astonishing activity, to me and my parents, but not to the Chimp, who expected it would be spectacular. Strangely, a stretchman is the thing to choose.

The Purple Chimp always carried a melon that they would sleep with. One might find this to be a fairly funny undertaking, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Chimp, who considered that it was in fact, breathtaking. Bizarrely, a melon was the thing that was selected.

The Purple Chimp desperately looked for a magic 8 ball that they would break. This seems an exciting activity, to most, but not to the Chimp, who thinks it would be miraculous. You wouldnt have imagined, a magic 8 ball would be the item that was selected.

The Purple Chimp desperately wanted a bottle of beer that they would experiment on. This is certainly a weird approach to life, to me and my children, but not to the Chimp, who assumed that the idea was entertaining. Who would have imagined, a bottle of beer would be the item that was opted for.

The Purple Chimp desperately looked for a stretchman that they would often embrace. This seems a bizarre undertaking, to my dad, but not to the Chimp, who expected that the idea was amazing. Who would have thought, a stretchman is the item to opt for.