His Gentle Chimp

His Gentle Chimp desired a sack of potatoes that they would sometimes insert somewhere. It would be a fairly weird and wonderful exercise, to me and my children, but not to the Chimp, who thinks that it was in fact, magnificent. You wouldnt have imagined, a sack of potatoes is the thing that was chosen.

His Gentle Chimp desired a Harry Potter wand that they would often put on his head. It would have been a fairly surprising proposal, to everybody you know, but not to the Chimp, who feels that the idea was the most awesome idea. Who would have imagined, a Harry Potter wand being the item opted for.

His Gentle Chimp always carried a sword that they sometimes try to balance on their head. It was considered to be a fairly original proposal, to most, but not to the Chimp, who felt it would be magnificent. You wouldnt have thought, a sword was the chosen thing.

His Gentle Chimp needed a rubber chicken that they would sometimes play with. This is certainly a fairly strange action, to me and my wife, but not to the Chimp, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, out of this world. Who would have thought, a rubber chicken is the item to select.

His Gentle Chimp desperately desired a helmet that they sometimes drop. One might consider this to be a curious idea, to my neighbour, but not to the Chimp, who assumed that this idea was exciting. Remarkably, a helmet being the chosen thing.

His Gentle Chimp found a melon that they would put on his head. This seems to be a fairly weird and wonderful thing to do, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Chimp, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was the most awesome idea. Honestly, a melon was the chosen item.