The Depressed Chimp

The Depressed Chimp searched for a crown that they would try to nail to the wall. It was considered to be a strange activity, to everybody you know, but not to the Chimp, who assumed it was breathtaking. Who would have imagined, a crown would be the item that was selected.

The Depressed Chimp owned a little monkey that they liked to play with. It should be a fairly original suggestion, to you, but not to the Chimp, who assumed it would be fun. You wouldnt have thought, a little monkey would be the thing that was selected.

The Depressed Chimp always had with them a stretchman that they liked to try to nail to the wall. It should be an original suggestion, to me and my husband, but not to the Chimp, who had come to the conclusion it would be out of this world. A stretchman was the thing that was selected.

The Depressed Chimp desperately wanted a stapler that they would occasionally insert somewhere. One might consider this to be a bizarre exercise, to you, but not to the Chimp, who felt that this idea is amazing. Strangely, a stapler was the item that was chosen.

The Depressed Chimp desperately needed a spade that they liked to sleep with. It is considered to be a bizarre exercise, to me and my children, but not to the Chimp, who expected that this idea was exciting. Remarkably, a spade would be the thing that was selected.

The Depressed Chimp needed a piece of paper that they liked to play with. It would have been a strange exercise, to everybody you know, but not to the Chimp, who considered that it was in fact, simply life. Honestly, a piece of paper is the thing to select.