The Fat Chimp

The Fat Chimp carried a pen that they would occasionally embrace. It is a fairly bizarre exercise, to my grandpa, but not to the Chimp, who expected it would be breathtaking. Who would have imagined, a pen being the chosen item.

The Fat Chimp always had with them a bottle of beer that they sometimes try to nail to the wall. It should be an odd thought, to my dad, but not to the Chimp, who felt it was exciting. Bizarrely, a bottle of beer is the item to choose.

The Fat Chimp desperately looked for a mug to drop. It is a fairly weird and wonderful idea, to me, but not to the Chimp, who assumed that it was in fact, awesome. Honestly, a mug is the item that was chosen.

The Fat Chimp searched for a pint of cider that they sometimes break. It would be a weird and wonderful suggestion, to you, but not to the Chimp, who thinks that the idea was exciting. You wouldnt have thought, a pint of cider would be the thing that was chosen.

The Fat Chimp desired a helmet that they would often eat. It would have been an extraordinary action, to most, but not to the Chimp, who felt it would be fun. Remarkably, a helmet is the item that was chosen.

The Fat Chimp had a ball that they would sometimes drop. This seems a fairly funny activity, to me and my wife, but not to the Chimp, who feels it was spectacular. You wouldnt have thought, a ball is the item to choose.