The Bewildered Chimp

The Bewildered Chimp always had with them a bag of poop that they would occasionally hug. It is a weird exercise, to my grandma, but not to the Chimp, who thinks that it was in fact, fun. Bizarrely, a bag of poop would be the thing that was selected.

The Bewildered Chimp needed a bag of poop that they would occasionally annihilate It was a funny idea, to everybody you know, but not to the Chimp, who expected it would be exciting. Honestly, a bag of poop was the chosen item.

The Bewildered Chimp often carried a set of lego to cuddle. This might appear to be an unusual approach to life, to my mum, but not to the Chimp, who thinks that the idea was epic. You wouldnt have thought, a set of lego being the thing opted for.

The Bewildered Chimp always had with them a sword that they would often embrace. It might be a fairly unusual proposal, to my neighbour, but not to the Chimp, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. Who would have thought, a sword being the item selected.

The Bewildered Chimp desperately craved for a bat to share. It might be a fairly extraordinary action, to my grandma, but not to the Chimp, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was wonderful. Who would have thought, a bat would be the item chosen.

The Bewildered Chimp desperately looked for a painting of a melon that they would hug. This is certainly a fairly new exercise, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Chimp, who assumed that it was in fact, epic. You wouldnt have imagined, a painting of a melon would be the thing that was opted for.