Ugly Chimp

Ugly Chimp always had with them a lava lamp that they would occasionally experiment on. This seems to be a fairly weird exercise, to many, but not to the Chimp, who considered that this idea is stunning. You wouldnt have imagined, a lava lamp of all things.

Ugly Chimp desperately looked for a set square that they would occasionally put in the bath with him. This is certainly a new operation, to everybody you know, but not to the Chimp, who considered it would be entertaining. You wouldnt have thought, a set square would be the chosen thing.

Ugly Chimp desperately searched for a little monkey to cuddle. This seems a weird proposal, to my grandma, but not to the Chimp, who assumed that this idea was simply life. Strangely, a little monkey having that done to it

Ugly Chimp often carried a can of coke that they would occasionally break. It should be an odd thing to do, to you and me, but not to the Chimp, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was epic. You wouldnt have thought, a can of coke being the chosen thing.

Ugly Chimp looked for a piece of paper that they would sometimes hug. It would have been an exciting idea, to you and me, but not to the Chimp, who felt that the idea was awe-inspring. Who would have thought, a piece of paper would be the thing that was selected.

Ugly Chimp desperately craved for a rubber johnny that they would often play with. One might find this to be a fairly astonishing thing to do, to me, but not to the Chimp, who thought that this idea is amazing. Bizarrely, a rubber johnny was the chosen thing.