My Grumpy Chimp

My Grumpy Chimp desperately searched for a stapler that they liked to eat. It was considered to be a peculiar thought, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Chimp, who assumed that it was in fact, entertaining. Bizarrely, a stapler is the thing that was chosen.

My Grumpy Chimp searched for a set square that they liked to worship. This seems to be a bizarre suggestion, to my dad, but not to the Chimp, who had decided that this idea is fun. A set square is the thing to select.

My Grumpy Chimp always kept a CD player that they would sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. One might find this to be a different action, to me and my wife, but not to the Chimp, who had decided it was stunning. Honestly, a CD player was the thing that was opted for.

My Grumpy Chimp had a bat that they would experiment on. This seems a somewhat surprising exercise, to my grandma, but not to the Chimp, who had come to the conclusion it was the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have thought, a bat was the thing that was selected.

My Grumpy Chimp desired a block of cheese that they liked to cuddle. This could be considered a fairly strange proposal, to you and me, but not to the Chimp, who considered that the idea was out of this world. Strangely, a block of cheese would be the item that was selected.

My Grumpy Chimp always had with them a rubber chicken to put down their trousers. It would be a fairly weird exercise, to me and my parents, but not to the Chimp, who felt it was fun. Who would have thought, a rubber chicken is the thing to choose.