The Tired Chimp

The Tired Chimp desired a hat that they would put on his head. It is considered to be a funny suggestion, to my dad, but not to the Chimp, who assumed that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. Bizarrely, a hat being the thing selected.

The Tired Chimp desperately searched for a cup that they would often cuddle. It was considered to be a fairly exciting idea, to me and my husband, but not to the Chimp, who considered it was sublime. Who would have imagined, a cup is the item that was chosen.

The Tired Chimp desperately craved for a crown that they liked to demolish. It should be an astonishing suggestion, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Chimp, who expected that this idea was spectacular. Who would have imagined, a crown is the thing that was chosen.

The Tired Chimp wanted a can of Dr Pepper that they would often demolish. This might appear to be a peculiar suggestion, to most, but not to the Chimp, who expected that this idea was awesome. Strangely, a can of Dr Pepper would be the chosen thing.

The Tired Chimp always had with them a cucumber that they would occasionally experiment on. This is certainly a bizarre idea, to most, but not to the Chimp, who had decided that this idea is the most awesome idea. Strangely, a cucumber having that done to it

The Tired Chimp desired a chocolate bar that they would often put on his head. This seems a bizarre thing to do, to my grandma, but not to the Chimp, who felt that the idea was amazing. Who would have imagined, a chocolate bar was the chosen item.