My Stupid Chimp

My Stupid Chimp needed a tomato that they would sometimes smash. One might consider this to be a new operation, to my neighbour, but not to the Chimp, who had decided that this idea is simply life. You wouldnt have thought, a tomato being the thing opted for.

My Stupid Chimp wanted a mug to hug. It should be a fairly original action, to my children, but not to the Chimp, who thought that the idea was miraculous. Who would have thought, a mug being the chosen thing.

My Stupid Chimp always carried a toilet brush that they would sometimes throw. This seems a fairly exciting suggestion, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Chimp, who felt that it was in fact, exciting. You wouldnt have imagined, a toilet brush would be the chosen thing.

My Stupid Chimp always kept a cup that they would often try to balance on their head. It would have been an astonishing approach to life, to many, but not to the Chimp, who considered it would be sublime. You wouldnt have thought, a cup would be the item that was selected.

My Stupid Chimp owned a bottle of beer that they liked to worship. It is a fairly new action, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Chimp, who considered that it was in fact, awe-inspring. Bizarrely, a bottle of beer is the thing that was chosen.

My Stupid Chimp desperately wanted a cheese grater that they would often hug. It should be a fairly weird operation, to my children, but not to the Chimp, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is entertaining. Who would have imagined, a cheese grater would be the item that was chosen.