The Confused Chimp

The Confused Chimp desired a tomato that they would sometimes play with. One might say this is a strange suggestion, to most, but not to the Chimp, who feels that the idea was wonderful. You wouldnt have thought, a tomato is the item to choose.

The Confused Chimp often carried a cup that they would often put on his head. It should be a fairly curious suggestion, to most, but not to the Chimp, who had decided it was breathtaking. Who would have imagined, a cup is the thing to select.

The Confused Chimp wanted a melon that they sometimes rub on his belly. It would be a fairly odd thing to do, to my dad, but not to the Chimp, who assumed that the idea was spectacular. Who would have imagined, a melon is the item that was chosen.

The Confused Chimp desperately searched for a can of coke that they sometimes drop. It should have been a new exercise, to most, but not to the Chimp, who considered that it was in fact, miraculous. You wouldnt have thought, a can of coke having that done to it

The Confused Chimp found a big sponge that they would occasionally put down their trousers. This might appear to be a fairly weird and wonderful thought, to me and my parents, but not to the Chimp, who considered that the idea was exciting. You wouldnt have imagined, a big sponge of all things.

The Confused Chimp always kept a rubber chicken that they would sometimes play with. This seems a fairly funny approach to life, to most, but not to the Chimp, who felt that this idea was epic. You wouldnt have imagined, a rubber chicken would be the item that was opted for.