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Yeah, old people are super gamey. 😁

Not if you marinate them well while still living. Or stuff them well like ducks raised for foie gras.

It puts the butter in the basket.

Only on an acrostic about eating unsold pets could we go this dark.

Pulls basket up and realizes the old man ate the canary...you forgot to feed them for a couple days.

I dont butter mine, they get too slippery. I balsamic glaze them like the good Italian girl I am.