Comedian Appreciation Week @americancarnage
My father ran a pet shop
And his father before him,
The problem with pet shops
Having to store "them".
In plastic bags
Sitting in the freezer.
Having slow sales meant lean
Average sales vs costs
Rarely do cats sell
Dinner had to come from somewhere.
Time takes away cuteness
Out to pasture sausages.
Times get ruff rough
Another doggo for dinner
Kittens aren't cute forever
Everyone has to make a living.
Since the decline of the coal industry, we have stopped selling those god damn motherfucking asshole canaries. They were piss poor eating anyways. Super Petmart can have them.
Just a quick shout out to Tony, check his stuff out, he assures me he is a legend. His book is available on Amazon, so he's kind of a big deal, Amazon isn't handing book contracts out to everybody.
This is an entry into @artwatch's competition check it out.
Yeah, old people are super gamey. 😁
Not if you marinate them well while still living. Or stuff them well like ducks raised for foie gras.
It puts the butter in the basket.
Only on an acrostic about eating unsold pets could we go this dark.
Pulls basket up and realizes the old man ate the canary...you forgot to feed them for a couple days.
I dont butter mine, they get too slippery. I balsamic glaze them like the good Italian girl I am.
Haha This was hilarious!! Thanks for the laugh!
Thanks. Click through to read some of @americancarnage's pieces, he is great satire at a price that's hard to beat.
Your post brought me to him, and you both have a new follower, I love stuff like this and the story that inspired it... What a great combo that was!
If you like them you should check out my contests this week, a lot more laughter to be had.
Hi, I'm new to your blog, I saw you through the sandwich contest, I like what you post, you're very cool and original
Glad your staying in the sandwich contest, I've taken a leave of absence after the last debaucery I made. Thanks for the compliment, I'll try to keep up my game👍🏽
That last sandwich surprised me a lot hahaha was very disgusting, the deserved place number 1
Oh I like that one, maybe I draw it sometime. I can see why bear laughed, you're completely unphotographable.
Come on, that wily beard hides my chin dimple.
You and my son have quite a resemblance. Good thing I remember who his dad is lol
.... what's wrong with chin dimples😣😣😣? I think it ads a little more classyness to my face.
Nothing's wrong, it's my greatest feature that disappears in beardo.
...those god damn motherfucking asshole canaries
and the first person who points out that this isn't exactly a canary...wins the prize for biggest asshole. It's a cockatoo, and so are a you - a cock a too.
Your dog looks so very doge.
Such funny. Wow. Loved Wilfred, which was a hard step because I've always hated Elijah Wood.
I don't care for him either. I prefer the Australian version. I've watched very little of the American one.
K, I'm done here. "It's restin'."
good thought Comedian Appreciation Week. your poem very good and orginal.this bird and dog to see very cute.best wishes of your participation contest..thank u for your good post.dear.. @bleedpoet
Idea was all @artwatch's, I'm just playing along.
oh its good quality of you. @bleedpoet dear friend
I remember when canaries used to be trendy!?!? 15 years ago.
Did you shave?
I don't think time take away cuteness.
I love old people, I want to hug all of them with their wrinkles <3
No I didn't shave, my hair fell out😝 Old people are great, some of the best.
I like your post. I'm new too!...
Welcome to the steemship. Comment well and come back often😄
Good 😋